The motherfuckin Holy Grail of SHOOOOES.

best shoe site ever
http://www.irregularchoice.com/

So basically my friend and I were browsing around www.heels.com which is just a HUGE shoe website that has all sorts of random brands.

And then it happened.
I've never considered myself much of a woman when it came to shoes, or maybe I just didn't want to admit it BUT. THESE SHOES MADE ALL THE SHOES IN THE WORLD LOOK LIKE HORSE SHIT.


Let us take a look.

some extremely amazing flats. also come in heel version.

pretty much the shoe that I would be if I were a shoe.
i fuckin love ladybugs and white on red polka dots.
like shiiiiiiit

not the best favorite but its also pretty snazzy.
i'm pretty found of the color scheme and how the little heels is.

also another fantastic looking shoe. it's just so HNNNGGGG.
I would marry this shoe.
now I know why women spend so much money on shoes.
except those shoes do not compare to these shoes.

this shoe. this motherfucker right there.
thats one bitchin heel. end of story.

this is one is so lovely cause it has a tiny floral pattern
AND A FUCKIN GLASS HEEL.
like you might as well put water and a goldfish in that shit.

All of these shoes are over $100. 

I'm back bitches (there are no bitches here who am I kidding)

So I've been on tumblr for a little bit. not that long actually but I have two tumblrs I manage. But you know I kinda miss this whole blogspot deal!

This is my friend's blog. if you like prettiness
and lolita you should go see it!
http://lolireverie.blogspot.com/

pretty things tumblr.
http://fuckinloveprettythings.tumblr.com/

steampunk tumblr.
http://toomainsteam.tumblr.com/

A steampunk one and a prettythings one. Basically these tumblrs are for satisfaction for a need of classy things and a need for steampunk things. Then I sorta made a random one and I forgot the name of it. BUT WHATEVER.

Bottom line is my friend made a ridiculously beautiful blog and I wanted to follow it and it made me start blogging again. These blogs are really mostly for our friends to read and sort of have fun with them ourselves but if anyone actually ends up reading them - all the better.

BASICALLY now I wanna make this a fashion everything blog. Or my kind at least. I love random dressup things so it probably wont be generic fashion or focused on one specific style. But just see :D

WoW, computers, and stufffff

Mkay so yesterday I got the 10 day free trial for World of Warcraft. That game is so awesome! of course I couldn't play it like competitively, and def. not get all the expansionness cause that's like $100, but I think I'd like to buy a month of it! It seems like a great idea. Even though the thing that sucks is I'm leaving home for a few days soon so I'll only get to use like 3 of my 10day trial days. Which does really suck but oh well. School starts soon though, so I guess I'll see how I'm doing with my classes (all advanced so I don't know about the time) in terms of homework and stuff cause I don't wanna be one of those WoW addicts that's just like.... lives for it and doesn't do anything else >.> So I'll see about that.

Also now i started trying to spend more time off the internets and do stuff like draw and write and do summer homework and things, so  my parents don't get mad and eh it feels good anyway to accomplish something othar than that. Maybe I'll put up like a couple of some of my drawings sometime.

Also I had some happy times yesterday cleaning my computer for hours straight. I started out with 37GB of free space left on my local disk C, but then I cleaned and cleaned and finally got to 84GB. Runs so much better and I am very happy. If not for that WoW probably would have lagged a lot and things, and now I can finally install more stuff! hooray!

I know I have some collab stories my friends and I are writing and some I'm doing on my own. They're kind of crappy but whatever it's all fun for now. So I think I'll make another blog for them and link to it so my friends can see them and everything! And well anyone else who cares to read. Maybe I'll do another post sometime soon about each story. Or I'll just do that on the blog when I make it.

You know what, I'll go make it right now and maybe it's gonna be blank for a bit unless I upload something. I think I have a couple but they're all from last year except for the one I'm working on now. But that one is kinda short so far. Well I'll see.

BYE.

Starcraft 2, Warcraft 3, WoW

Okay so this post is gonna be about the new game by Bilzzard, Starcraft 2! I guess the post isn't going to be too long since I didn't really get to play it in depth or anything.

 So I got to play it at a friends house today and I really think I liked it. Of course it's like Warcraft (1-3), similar layout and game play in terms of managing the resources, buildings, and troupes. I thought it was pretty fun even though I only got to try out those custom battles where you pick everything - not the campaign or online play.  I actually never did online play with warcraft and I'm not sure I want to too much. I mean I didn't really get all too great but who cares. Anywho. I like how the graphics are, and the whole Space theme of it was pretty cool too. I guess I'm more of a Warcraft fan cause there was a lot more color and variety to style of buildings and everything, but I really can't say since I've only played the human race (or well the closest thing to that). And I guess since warcraft 3 was my childhood you also gotta give it that. But I'm pretty sure if I played starcraft for a while I would have been just as hyped about it, and I think I'll try to play it at some point.

Starcraft 2

Warcraft 3

I'll definitely look into getting it sometime or at least play more of it (or try to somewhere) to see what the campaigns are like and the other races and such. Of course not now when it's like $60 and it just came out like two weeks ago pretty much! Or well kinda. But you know. I really enjoyed warcraft3 and what I tried of WoW at some point so I'd like to get a free trial of that too sometime soon maybe. I've tried to get it before on the computer I'm on but it screwed up on it and wouldn't run so my 10-day free trial ran by unused. Cool. But maybe I can get my hands on a guest pass and just maybe it will run finally! I really don't know if I should now, cause if I get the free trial I can't really install it on another computer or anything, and I definitely can't get a new one within the next 10 days. So well, I'll just have to see!

Also speaking of Warcrafts, I need to try the first two also. Reign of Chaos + Frozen Throne are great stuff, but I wanna see what came before! Cause I mean WC3 was my childhood but I never actually got anything that came before that. So I guess now it's finally time for me to get right into this again. Also I wanna try Diablo. Their games are just so good.

Anyways the game was awesome, and now I'm off for some 2am Frozen Throne action.
TATA!

evolution of the boob, vintage porn

      Hi guys! Okay I know the topic of this post is kind of X rated, so I'll just put up links instead of pictures (except non porn ones) in case anyone has problemos with boobs shaped like missles. Or any sort of boobage at all.

       Kay so I was talking with a friend of mine and it was just kind of about boobs and things like that cause of internets, and we acutally had a pretty intelligent discussion about it. Not like in a "i'd tap that shit" sort of way but like you know being mature about it I guess. And playboy has this thing called the evolution of the boob. It was actually really interesting to read because it had like a couple of pictures from playboy, dated like 50s, 60s etc, and a description. The cool part was that with every era there came a specific type of boob! Except for the 2000s cause now like there are every kinds available for looking at. But I guess whichever ones they found attractive then. But you don't see those breasts anymore (from previous eras) I don't think, cause bras also changed over time (also described in text here or as a more simple timeline here) so I think it has to do with that. Especially like the 70s breasts because of the whole feminist "no bra" movement - so they were a bit droopy.

See? They were like molded into those weird triangle things! :D

So for anyone who doesn't wanna click a boob link but is still curious here is my quick recap of the evolution of boob:

50s - breasts were just kind of breasts, nice and natural and firm.


60s - for some odd reasons boobs were shaped like missles!


70s - boobs were more droopy due to the lack of bras for feminism


80s - breast implants started becoming popular 


90s - Teensy ones were in style. 


00s - Apperciation for big and small boobs all around!


So now you see what boobs were like. 

Anyways moving on. Also on a more sexual related topic as well: Vintage porn. 


I guess there really isn't too much to say about it and I'm not gonna include pictures (you can find a ton on google though!), but really it's no different than porn today. Except maybe the hair styles etc etc. But the basic idea remained the same since first porn was made. Of course humans didn't grow any extra parts so that's why! But for like 1800s porn, it would have been hard! Cause the cameras then kinda sucked so you had to sit there with something entering your butthole till the fuse burned out and the camera took a picture. Thank goodness for living in a digital age of digital cameras now! 

Sloooow day

Well today kinda sucks. I guess that's cause I made this giant to do list that involved burning a CD which took 6 hours because apparently my computer can't take it. and I fell asleep at some point. Well now I need to get through the rest of my checkpoints which involve writing an essay in another language before 10 pm. Wow. Goood job.

I guess I could post my to do list on here but I don't feel like it. It does include watching vampire knight and catching up in the manga. I know pathetic right? I haven't really done this whole anime thing since I was 12 and I guess here I am years later (sorta) coming back to it. Not like it used to be though. It's just a couple of mangas I'm interested in - no big deal. Plus Vampire Knight is pretty awesome. Though I guess it's kind of a better version of twilight. Then again you could say that about any vampire related media/stories that came out before twilight. Hmph.

This is the part where I could go ranting about what a terrible book it is and what a terrible movie it also is but I'll save that for later and just post this amazing trailer spoof of eclipse that I came across today:



so yeah I hope you enjoyed that cause I did very much. Off to do the rest of my list!

Neopets, Gaia, Conservatives.

Is owned by a bunch of republicans. Wanna know why? Cause suddenly everything is 100% about money and it's getting ridiculous. That was like one of my childhoods D: DESTROYED.
Okay I was one of the millions of kids that had an account on there at some point, and sometimes it is tempting to get on there for the sake of the old times. well I can't, cause guess what?
Well first warning I got did make some sense cause I tried to link to my freewebs page (I was like 10.) and they are trying to stop spam and porn sites cause you know kids site and everything.
But then... there was a board about how GOD HATES GAY PEOPLE. well of course I had to butt in cause how the hell do we know whether he does or not? Oh yeah bible. Well god himself didn't really write it did he? Wasn't it a bunch of people who interpreted whatever jesus said in their own way? You know what I'll stop now cause I don't even know what I'm talking about anymore, but I do know that not everyone on that board got banned that should have, and that was really stupid that they had this law about not talking about it. I mean these are issues people discuss. The worst thing someone can do in a forum is go on a swearing frenzy and get frozen. BIG WOOP. Then why go to this extent?
So they freeze people when they start talking about god and gay people, but didn't do shit to this person that randomly started terrorizing me cause of the country it said I was from. The god hating gays was an open discussion and people did get kinda mad but it wasn't anything too crazy. But when someone actually openly assaults they didn't do anything. Why? Oh yeah cause suddenly people discussing current events is an emergency while people doing personal attacks is no big deal. And they didn't give warnings because people were hating gays. They gave warnings cause you are NOT supposed to talk about anything religious! WOW.
And fianlly I got frozen for saying
"What the freak." Oh yeah cause that totally sounds like I'm hating on someone calling them a freak cause they have some dumbass machine monitoring this I'm sure cause that wasn't even in terrible context. I was talking about something weird that happened and said What the freak. SERIOUSLY. So they freeze me nearly right away because of THAT? But don't do anything about the person that was sending me all these hate messages?
And on top of that the whole thing is going down the toilet. Even though it's similar to my newfound passion gaia with all the marketing and stuff, but okay. Gaia has soooo much more stuff than neopets. You can actually do things on there while on neopets you pay them with real money for pretend stuff and dressing up your pet. All you do is go page to page collecting stuff you can't even do anything is. On gaia at least they have towns and that zOMG MMO or something. Where you can actually do stuff. I'd say it's kind of worth it.
Then again probably there are people that think neopets is wroth it, but that's such a conservative site!
I get it yeah there are 10 year olds on there and 9 year olds so they don't want them to be exposed to shit people say about religion and what not and the word "freak"
WELL NEWSFLASH.
IT WILL HAPPEN ANYWAYS.
IT WILL NOT SCAR THEM.
YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT.
I really would go back to neopets for a sake of the good old days in 6th grade, but I don't know if my views on it are gonna change. Yeah some games were fun and collecting thumbnails of squirrel things dressed up in drag and some sort of other stuff you can't do shit with was fun. But it's just such a huge disappointment. The site is 40% ads on every page! I guess every company that starts out nice and small gets ugly and big. If only they could hide their big ugliness like Gaia!